The but... game

[H.Giordano]

...But she gets un-blacklisted from here and enlists.

I wish our lieutenant wasn't a weeb

[N.Saayman]

...But turns into a Bronie

I wish I could get out of my country.

[B.Hansen]

... But you land in Afganistan

I wish I had a robotic hand

[N.Saayman]

...But Uno will always be better

I wish for the superpower to read minds

[B.Hansen]

Granted but... the only minds that you could read are patients of in a insane asylum

I wish I lived in the 1000's

[H.Giordano]

Granted... but the only command it can fulfill is stinging you.

I wish I wasn't the only person who named objectives after historical figures.

[H.Giordano]

Granted... but he changes it back to something that actually sastifies my original wish. 

I wish CW3 P.Farrimond would use the format everyone else does when replying in this thread.

[M.Benitez]

Granted... But now your mother is a hamster and your father smells of elderberries.

I wish I could mark "Apache Helicopter" as my gender on official forms...

[Y.Schmidt]

Granted ... But you neither have a space suit nor you have a Spaceship.

I wish for Russia to become a democracy.

[H.Giordano]

Granted... but the new government votes to bring back the the Romanovs and restore autocratic rule to Holy Russia.

I wish the squads had names.